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Ada sms yang tidak jelas, ada sms lucu dll yang gue terima akhir2 ini.
Pokoke kali ini gue mo cerita ttg sms.

Cerita 1:
Teman:Fit kenapa sih sms gue gak dibales2, gimana seh loe? Gue nunggu2 terus taughh
Gue menjawab: Hah? perasaan gue, sms lo tadi malem ga da yg perlu dijawab deh,
ga da tanda tanya nya, gimana gue mo jawab.
Teman: Yey, ma temen ajah segitunya.
Gue menjawab: ih, gue tuh dikantor tukang buat kuesioner, nah semua pertanyaan yah
kudu ada tanda tanyanya, tar ga da yg jawab, riset ga jalan deh. Pake sih tanda tanya
lain kali ya, males buanged siyyy
Teman: Ah aku benci kamu :p
Gue menjawab: Hahaha! emangnya gue mamat apah :P

Trus ketemu ma temen gue itu. Woi maap lahir btn ya. Katanya, ah gue ga mau maapin lo.
Yey cuma krn sms aja pundung, makanya lain kali pake tanda tanya. Lo beruntung punya temen gue taughh,
Gue tuh punya temen yg males bgt jawab sms. Padahal tandatanya gue ga sekedar satu kadang tiga malah u/
1 pertanyaan di sms. Dia ga bales, apalagi lo yg sms dia, ada tanda tanya banyak ajah ga dibales,
apalagi lo yg ga pake tanda tanya uweeee hehehehe



Cerita 2:
Hari dah larut malam, sms pada berdatangan. Gue tidur, smentara HP ga dimatiin.

#
Teman1: Fit ada konser PADI di SCTV
Gue membaca sambil ga sadar: Oh konser Padi, nonton enggak nonton enggak tapi
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, tidur lagi gue abis ngauntuk
Besok paginya dikantor: Loe gimana sih kok ga jawab sms gue ..
Gue menjawab: Duh, kalimat lo tuh kalimat retorik, ga butuh jawaban taughhh.
Lagian ga da tand atanyanya juga
Ini temen2 gue pada aneh, apa HP mereka ga da simbol tanda tanya apa?
Ah pada make merek apa sih ??? :P qeqeqeqeee

# ......
Gue: Lo desperado juandino buanged siyy, tar juga kalo dah waktunya,
lo bakal nikah. Cari pria yg sayang dong ...
Teman: bla-bla-bla *sensor* bisa2 Pria-pria sedunia pada marah,
makanya gue sensor ...
Gue: Pati adalah yang sayang, masih di keep, sabar yaaa...
Lama ga dijawab ... pas jam 23.30 bunyi ...smentara gue tidur pulasss
Teman: bla-bla-bla *sensor lagi*
Gue: Cuma bergumam tanpa bales sms, ah pria-pria sejahat itukah???
Eh eh uh uh ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz


Cerita 3:
Pas Idul Fitri, sms berdatangan, sms lucu, sms garing lebaran dll. Kali ini gue mo
ngomongin sms ga jelas unknown sender.
Unknown Sender: bla-bla-bla ... *sensor*, tengah malam pula...arghhh, 23.30 mungkin...
Melek bentar sambil baca dan gak sadar pula ...
Bergumam ini sapa ya, kok ngerasa salah banged ama gue ...

Besok paginya, ah masabodolah, gimana gue mau maaapin, gue ajah ga tau orgnya.
Beberapa hari baru gue tanya, ini sapa ya, kok ga di phonebook gue...
Eh ga dijawab gitu deh...
HP gue inboxnya kan kapasitasnya lumayan. Beberapa hari masih ada tuh sms berikut
sms2 lainnya. Iseng gue telpon, ga diangkat juga.

Gue bingung juga kalo diangkat trus ternyata dr seseorg yg ngeselin….!
Gue kuatir akan bicara: Jadi elo!!!!!, langsung deh HP-nya gue matiin. Jadi rusak deh makna idul fitri :)

Woi fitri ini idul fitri ...#kjsfhhsdgyuueiyio7y6uhyjk??????#$$$$$?????

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